“Sex: The Play” CAST PAGE
The western hero: The Vagina
The sexy partner: The Cock
The salon waitresses: The Boobs
The big-gunned back up: The Mouth
The guns themselves: Sex-toys
The understudy: The Clitoris
The spotlight of sex always illuminates the vagina, and so anatomically, the spotlight’s shadow shrouds the clitoris. This doesn’t mean that the spotlight should be redirected. Oh no. Women just need a bigger spotlight, for its them, not men that sparked the need of a word for sexy.
Sexy: sexually attractive or exciting
HANG ON THERE EVERYONE,
ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO READ SEXY = BARBIE ?!?
Yea, I will admit that Barbie is pretty fucking sexy,
BUT you know what else is sexy?
Messy Hair
Curves like the Appalachian Mountains
Gap Teeth
Pale Skin
Cute Toes
Giggles
Clitorises (or Clitorides if you prefer)
and so in conclusion:
Dear Vaginas,
Stop hogging all the spotlight.
Sincerely,
Women
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