Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bed Time


Cindy’s having trouble falling asleep.  She’s a champion at sleeping for twelve hours, but the act of falling asleep often challenges her.

Cindy isn’t alone;
Everyone has at least a few occasional sleepless nights.
Some people are worried about:
     Money
     Work
     Exams
     Family, Friends
     Back Pain
     Packing
     Cleaning
     The Dating Scene
     The Weather
     Losing Sleep

Other people (i.e. my mother) just blame the full moon.

Fact is: The mind is refusing to disengage.

You can try distracting it by counting sheep or envisioning blank space
(or hitting the meds).

But why not try the clitoral solution?
It’s more natural and pleasant, even on the off-chance it fails.

An orgasm focuses your mind on the sensations radiating thru your body instead of the worries of the world.  The chemicals released into your mind force it to stop fretting, and to put it scientifically, MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.  The relaxation of the mind combined with the release of tension in the body makes for the perfect bed time story.

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