Distractions Lead to Disasters

Clitoral Distractions:

Tits

Tongues

Nipples

Sex

Blow Jobs

Penetrations

Penises

Alcohol

Unwelcome Body Hair (and Odors)

Distracted Drivers reek havoc on the road.

Distracted Students fail exams.

Distracted Factory Workers lose limbs.

Distracted Tourists get pick-pocketed.

Distracted New Yorkers get hit by cars.

Distracted Pasta Eaters stain shirts.

Distractions Lead to Disasters.

Clitoral Distractions lead to orgasm-less sex.

Speak Up in Bed.

Mind reading hasn’t been FDA approved yet.