Dyck & Clit

 Six Super Reasons to Masturbate Today:

1. Chances are you haven’t had a good orgasm in a while.

2. You’ve got nothing better to do with the next fifteen minutes.

3. You skipped dessert, so take a physical reward instead;

You ate dessert and could use a little exercise.

4. Your boyfriend did.

5. It’s Sir Anthony Van Dyck’s birthday. 

6. Today was probably average.  You deserve better.

Every orgasm is different. 

Every day is different.

Every day would be better with an orgasm. 

That means you, Cindy.