Mad Gab

I didn’t realize the simplicity behind the construction of a comparison sentence until studying the structure in a foreign language.

[Subject] is more/less [adjective] than [second subject].

Let’s play Mad Gab.

She is more skinny than I.

They are more ugly than me.

Her hair is less gorgeous than my hair.

I am less pale than them.

It’s not quite proper English, so let’s extend ourselves to some more sophisticated grammar.

She looks so much better than I ever will.

Her laugh isn’t annoying like mine.

I’m too tall.

I’m too short.

Why does she get to have perfect boobs?

How the hell do you get an ass like that?

I want to be her.

Comparisons, comparisons, comparisons, and comparisons.

From bodies to personalities to mannerisms, comparing female attributes is like an exchange of apples and oranges.  Every woman is made up of a 1,000 individual characteristics, each one essential to her person.  You can’t go exchanging them without changing her completely.

Next time you go to compare yourself with another woman, think of your clit.  Now there’s a part of you that you wouldn’t want to start comparing, so why go on comparing all the other parts?