Since it’s the end of all the college basketball madness, I figured we could take a break from super important life (sex) lessons and loosen up a bit.
Plus, if anyone’s going to make a mockery of women, it should be women.
Basketball has a mute button.
You don’t have to take it out to dinner to enjoy it.
It will only stand you up for a Presidential Address.
It doesn’t mind when you yell.
It encourages the consumption of Buffalo Wings.
It’s capable of drowning out women and vacuums.
There’s no bleeding quarter.
Or cuddling.
No one ever got Chlamydia from Basketball.
Unfortunately,
You can’t fuck it.
So
Victory = Women
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